If I was a violent person

Ok, I got my rookie wish to take a nap today. Yes both of my children were asleep at the same time. I know, I know, that never happens. So I laid down to take a nap. I don't usually nap because I wake up grouchy. But after the night we had last night I figured I could use the sleep. So I am awakened after 20 minutes by our neighbors stupid bull dog barking its head off at our stupid lou dog. Now if James hadn't been asleep on the love sac down stairs I would have gotten lou for sure. The neighbors dog is off limits because even I wouldn't go there. If and when we move that dog will be one of the things I am most grateful for leaving behind. It barks the most annoying loud raspy bark and scratches at the fence when we are outside. It broke a hole in the fence and I have this flimsy grate thing and the garbage cans in front of it to keep this dumb dog out of our yard. I know it can't be too ferocious because there are 3 little boys that live and play over there. But if I was a violent person that dog would have had it today.