Memo to the Dogs

Dogs,

It is apparent that you need some guidance.

Lou, you are a dog. You eat dog food, sleep in a dog bed, so get used to the idea. Quit staring in the house and start acting like a dog. While you are at it, find some help for the whole licking the concrete thing. It seems a bit neurotic.

Chip, when are you going to get out of your puppy phase? I can not believe you chewed a hole in the bed I made you 5 days ago. Did you forget that you are a scaredy cat who wont come in to sleep at night. It is cold out there. If you don't want the luxury of a bed, fine, no more beds. Another thing, why do you dig soo many holes and why are they soo deep. What are you trying to find? If it's gold I will take it.

Thanks,
Stephanie