vices

I was watching Top Chef and the chefs had to cook a dish based on a vice that they had. I thought to myself, what are my vices and how would they become a dish?

1. Internet - I don't really need to explain this one.
2. Coffee - I'll take it with lots of vanilla please.
3. Food - Why do you think I gain 40+ lbs with each pregnancy?
4. Hardheadedness - You had better not tell me what to do. And I can do by myself anyways.
5. Alcohol - It maybe a glass of wine or a cold beer but I do enjoy it.
6. Target - You can get almost anything there! Target walking to get rid of boredom is never good.
7. Products - Why do I love shampoo, soap, lotions, perfumes & make up so much? I rarely get to use them.
8. Purses & Wallets - I am not a name brand girl here. I like to mix it up and change all the time.
9. Checking the mail - It gets almost obsessive compulsive. Must have today's mail!
10.Complaining - I too easily complain. Must be a glass is 1/2 full type of a girl.

Would you like some Fried Mice? Maybe some head cheese? I can't really think of anything for Target, Products, Purses, or Checking the mail. Now I know why almost all of the contestants had a vice of a good brandy in the evening. Maybe because they can cook with that ingredient.